Hey hey welcome to my crazy life.

Hey homies! Its your homeboy Hugo The Artist aka The Juice Man.  I just started this sweet new web log since my last one went MIA.  So far we can all agree that 2020 has probably been the craziest year of this century so far! The pandemic... The riots... The upcoming election... Not to mention all the crazy shit I went through these past 7 months. Its enough to fill many a blog. My blog rules are simple... There are no rules and there's nothing but truth and I don't really care what people think if they happen to find this and read it. Maybe when I die soon enough people can read all this crap and gain a better understanding and the tragic enigma that was Hugo y Su Vida Loca...

But where do I  even start? 

Perhaps the main topic so far is the fact that I think I finally found myself a job that I truly enjoy doing. It is my fourth week so far at my new job. I work at Nielssen-Massey, a world renown VANILLA extract producer located right here at home in Waukegan. Its off Pulaski by rt 43. 

So far I can say that I really enjoy the hours, 6am to 430pm. I can get up to 50hrs a week. Which in the end amounts to a paycheck of about $500 every Thursday. When I first started you could tell they wanted to test my resolve by giving me the most grueling tasks such as grinding Vanilla beans into a fine powder. Man the work was mind numbing and dirty cuz you just stand at this loud ass grinding machine all vibrating your balls and shit making me jump from surreal moments of feeling sleepy to horny. Haha. 

Then after that I unloaded the vanilla beans from these huge ass stainless steel percolation tanks. They call them "perks" although dont let the name fool you. Theres nothing fun or bonus about them at all. They're huge and you gotta crawl in and use a fucking pitchfork and shovel like some kinda manure moving ranch hand. Lol. 

But thankfully I was in luck because I ended up getting to know this guy named Danny who works in the sanitation dept. Apparently the guy who used to work with him was let go for bad attendance and overall bad work ethic. I heard crazy ass stories about how hed sleep for hours in the bathroom. Haha. Crazy motherfucker. I mean you can do that but why would you want to? I mean im just as lazy as the next guy but yiu gotta draw the line somewhere no? So anyways he asked me to work with him and after a couple weeks of learning the ropes it came time to prove to everyone that I was capable and willing to do the job to the best of my ability. Danny went on vacation for a week and I was left in charge of all the sanitation. I hardly got any complaints but many compliments on my work. 

So my job for the most part is being on the frontline and protecting our coworkers and building from COVID. So I spray and clean tables rooms and etc. Over and OVER.. Its a tad bit tedious but its enjoyable. 

The most difficult part of the job however is cleaning the Perk tanks. They're heavy as fuck and there's a whole process behind it that takes a while to get right. Its very time consuming. Today I started at 8am and before I knew it it was 1230pm lunch time. I have like 5 more to do this week so I'm hoping I can get them all done and impress my sups. 

I also happen to really like my co-workers. Most of them are hispanic and like many a time when they first met me they thought I was white. Haha. I freaked them out when they heard me speak fluent Spanish and for the most part they seem to see it as sort of endearing that I'm a guerito with a Chicano accent. You can tell they care about me because I always try to be friendly and respectful and accommodating to all.  I'm also pretty fucking cute so cmon what's not to like about me. Haha. JK. I'm a 4/10. Well my face is a 4/10 my body is a 6/10 and my dick is a 8/10. Hahaha. 

So anyways today was interesting. I finally got my Std test results and.. Haha. Fuck. Syphilis HIV and Gonorrhea were negative... But... As I knew already from that Huge mess before that I would test positive for the Clap. I was already taking ammox. Cuz i couldnt live day to day with the symptoms. Having your dick leak is not fun. Especially when you feel kinda disturbed and disgusted by the fact that I got it from the one person I thought I trusted and loved.  At first I felt so sad and conflicted as if my best bet was to end my friendship with her. But taht seemed at the moment too hateful and SPITEFUL. I thought I could demonstrate my maturity and my unconditional love for her despite such a shitty situation she kinda put me in. But I knew it wasnt her fault. Perhaps i should've just worn a condom. But I never did or had before with her. It was outdated way to think with someone who sadly was in such a promiscuous stage. I can't also help but feel bad for her health too. I know it gave her a good spook. Despite her initial "im never gon a stop fucking who I want" attitude. I think her female parts got all messed up and her IUD had to be removed or something which probably hurts and just sucks overall plain and simple. I hope she recovers and heals too tho. Despite what happened and what she now thinks of me. I made the mistake of thinking it would bring us closer but despite that happening I think I brought her a little too close to my true darkness. And it disturbed her. And now we dont talk. Which hurts. But this is a topic for another entry.